They’ve had 6 wives because they believe in love….Flash.

No matter how you praise them, it’s clearly not nearly enough….Flash.

They used to shoot white, now they shoot for the green,

and they try shooting down claims of "closet queen".

If they died in a big plane crash, you’d hear only their name…Flash, flash, flash.

They’re makin’ a movie ‘cause they’re more than rock royalty.

They have a son who kinda sings like them that caused a bidding war…Flash.

Who had a hit a few years ago, but is such a big bore…Flash.

The dads were bad-ass, now their songs are car ads.

Every time they are run you feel empty and numb.

They’ll tell you that’s the only way kids today know their name…Flash, flash, flash.

It’s just like a movie.

It’s their scene…rock royalties.

While their daughters wear t-shirts

Embroidered "rock royalty"…rock royalty.

They surround themselves with people who are sic-

ophants,

Who question every passerby and think it’s 1976 (hey, the phone’s ringing…ha).

Flash, flash.

They are the theme of movies

They love and hate…rock royalty.

While their cousins want it decreed

They’re pedigreed…rock royalty, rock royalty.